Catherine Bell’s Doggie Ordeal     ” Shit shit damn it.” Catherine Bell entered her apartment  almost in tears she couldn’t believe how badly the audition went.” Im such an idiot, I nailed the first one so well, how comes i sucked so much this time. Well i didn’t even suck i can believe i did that” She knew she had blow her chance and in the last act of desperation she offord to give blow jobs to the whole casting team. At this point she was joined by Rachel, it was her best friends dog that was staying with her while Kate was out of town and whose kids had given it it’s name before anyone had the chance to see if Rachel was a boy or a girl dog. The first time she saw it Catherine couldn’t help but notice how much of a boy dog Rachel was. The dog was begging for attention and had his lead in it mouth.

“Oh ok i’ll take you out.” looking down at his excited face and wagging tail she didn’t feel too bad anymore.

She walked throught the park letting him off his leash to run and play while she sat on a bench and tried not to let her thought go back to her dreadful audition, she failed. She could her herself say “blowjob” over and over as it echoed around her head and she saw the shocked looked on the panels faces as she unbuttoned her shirt trying to show off her huge rack before security dragged her out of the room and past all the hopeful actresses. She buried her head in her heads.

” Excuse me Miss.” a man in a uniform said ” Is that your dog” She struggled to get her mind back to reality.” Only it’s just dug up the flower bed and well lets just say done it business as well. I will have to ask you to clean up after him and pay for the damage.” Great it couldn’t get any worse
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 A Friend in Need..

   We financially outgrew our suburban neighborhood about a decade ago. We bought this 3/2/2 cracker box sixteen years ago. We’ve added on, built a pool, deck, sauna, weight room, and den. Our neighbors are jealous, but they’re still friends. We’ve known most of them from the beginning–four couples especially. They’ve all been through tough times. Cheryl and I have helped them all from time to time. I’m lucky, I suppose. I’m a top-notch salesman. I’m never out of work or money. I’m also free with my money. My friends think I’m generous to a fault. When we go out as a group, I usually grab the check. We entertain a great deal. Our home is like a yuppie playground. The drinks are free, the music is sixties/seventies, and there’s no need to drive home drunk. Either stagger home or crash where you are.

Frank and Rachel are our best friends. We knew them from high school. Frank is an auto mechanic; Rachel sells Avon–mostly to Cheryl. Cheryl is fucking Frank fairly regularly. I’ve had the pleasure of bopping Rachel a few times when she gets shit-faced. Cheryl is bisexual. She’s had Rachel more than I have - also when shit-faced.. Rachel gets teased about that a great deal. She’s straight as an arrow with a body that is anything but straight.

Ed and Inez live next door. Ed owns a dry cleaner. Inez keeps the books. I loaned them the money to start their business. Inez paid the interest to Cheryl by periodically depositing tender kisses between her legs. Ed paid interest as well, making sperm deposits in Cheryl’s sperm bank. Though the debt has been repaid for years, Ed keeps paying interest. Ed and Inez are not bad looking; but, of the girls, Inez would have to be considered the only plain one in the bunch and a little on the chubby side. I’ve never fucked Inez, probably never will.

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