Ballsie Fuckers

   Lucy said, “Honey, we have to talk. I did something pretty bizarre today, and it involves Sharon.”

“Something bizarre that involves Sharon? What did you do, make her Barbie Dolls anatomically correct?”

“Very funny. I wish it were that mild; besides, Sharon hasn’t played with Barbie dolls in years. Wayne, you’d better sit down and get a grip.”

Wayne sat at the table with his wife, Lucy, his face now taking on a serious countenance. “What is it, Lucy?”

Lucy took a deep breath, then said, “I jerked a man off in Sharon’s vagina.”

Wayne shot up from his chair, standing over Lucy. He shouted, “You did what?”

“It’s true, Wayne, but it’s not as bad as it sounds.”

Wayne took a deep breath and said, “If it’s not as bad as it sounds, I gotta hear this.”

Wayne retook his seat. Lucy sat up straight and said. “I took her for her first pelvic exam.”

“Oh no, Lucy. You didn’t take her to that quack twat doctor of yours, did you?”

“He’s not a quack. He’s a real doctor, and he’s my doctor. Why wouldn’t I take her to him?”

“Because she needs a real pelvic exam, not a finger-fucking, tittie-nibbling, clit-sucking game of Doctor and Nurse.”

“She got a real exam.”

“And a twat full of sperm, evidently.”

“All right, but that was partly my fault. I got caught up in what he was doing to her. Sharon was turned on like no thirteen-year- old girl ever was. Before I realized it, Dr. Langdon was stroking his naked cock and moving between her legs. The next thing I know, I’ve got him by the cock and I’m stroking it for him. The rest is history. It just sorta happened.”

“It just sorta happened? You never told me you were in the habit of playing with the doctor’s cock. You’ve been having an affair with him, too, haven’t you? He’s your god damn steady lover, isn’t he?”

“No he’s not. I don’t have a steady lover and don’t want one. The main reason I sleep around is for the variety. This was the first time he ever exposed himself. All I ever did with Dr. Langdon was lie still and let him get me off. That’s all he ever tried to do. I’ll tell you this much, though, if I’d ever seen his cock, I’d have begged him to fuck me. Furthermore, if he pulls that cock out on my next visit, I’m leaving that office with a messy pussy.”

“Is that supposed to be a threat?”

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Back to bed, Garfield    Jon hung up the phone with a sigh. This was the third time this week his date had called and canceled.

“Well, it looks like another night at home with the T.V.” He said aloud as he slumped down into his favorite easy chair. He had to let out a little laugh at this, he was the perfect embodiment of the phrase “all dressed up and nowhere to go.” He loosened his polka dot bow tie and took off his brown sport jacket, flinging it in the corner without a second thought. “Not like I’ll need it soon anyway.”

Picking up the remote, he drifted slowly out of complete consciousness. Aware of himself, but moving more out of muscle memory than anything. He grabbed a handful of chips and stopped on the late movie. It was always on after Johnny Carson.

He knew the schedule by heart at this point, years upon years of lonely nights spent in the exact same manner. The old fuzzy screen was light up with big letters displaying the title “Brain Eating Monsters from Outer Space.” Standard movie for the late night slot. Aliens come to earth, kidnap buxom woman, square jawed hero saves the day.

As the movie started, Jon’s tabby cat Garfield sauntered into the room with a ham sandwich in his hand. Finishing it off, he stretched and climbed onto Jon’s lap to join him.

“Clown suit didn’t attract any ladies what a surprise.” Said Garfield nonchalantly as he watched the movie.

“Very funny, Garfield.” Jon picked up his hand and slowly stroked Garfields back, getting a resounding purr from the happy cat. Jon was of course correct, and onto the screen walked a chesty, distressed blonde with all the acting skills of an oak tree. She wasn’t a great looker, but she had a body to kill for.

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A Tumble in the Hay     In Paris Jackie extended her head out the window of her apartment on the Parisian left bank and allowed he long auburn hair to dry naturally in the gentle breeze. Mom and Dad were right when they suggested that after she finished her bachelor’s degree in elementary teaching that she should go to Paris for the summer to unwind. Being a tall, 5′10″ red head with a beautiful shimmering complexion didn’t hurt. Although her mouth was a little wide, when she smiled her crimson lips drove men to distraction. Cafi?? life was one of Jackie’s favorite pass times. She loved the strong cafi?? and vin rouge and the fact that the waiters did not annoy you. One of her favorite spots was a cafi?? on the corner near the Boulevard St. Michel where she could watch the lovers kissing in front the streaming fountain. There were times when lovers would kiss even in a downpour of the frequent Paris rains.

Today was going to be quite an adventure for Jackie and she had no forewarning of it. As she sat at her usual table in the cafi?? she noticed that all the other tables were occupied. A swarthy mature gentleman approached her table and said, “Do you mind if I sit at your table? You seem to have an extra chair and I really don’t like to stand and drink my espresso. Besides it always enjoyable to have a conversation with a lovely young American.” “Is it so obvious that I am an American? How did you know? “I suppose it’s the way you sit so provocatively in you chair and expose just enough to get a man’s attention.” The dark man replied. Jackie could not help noticing the large bulge in his pants. So she nodded agreement and he sat down with her. His cologne was faint but breath taking. Jackie moved her chair closer to him so that she could observe him more closely. Her eyes drawn to the lump in his trousers and she dreamily though of all the beautiful cocks she had seen in her young life.

When she and twin brother Billy were growing up she was the victim of real penis envy every time they bathed together. One day when mom was out of the bathroom for a few minutes she grabbed Billy’s pee pee to teach him a lesson. Billy immediately became hard and almost jumped out of his skin. However, Jackie inadvertently began rubbing his cock that grew and grew before her. Before, they knew what happened, Billy shot some white cream right into Jackie’s face and mouth. It was like tasting ambrosia for the first time. Jackie could not believe how good it tasted and bent over to lick up the few drops hanging to the head of Billy’s cock. Immediately, Billy’s cock hardened and Jackie began to suck on it with all her might. At that age when cum is so often and enjoyable, Billy in a few minutes filled Jackie’s mouth once again. The feel of the cum in her mouth and sliding down her throat set Jackie on fire and it was then that she deep throated Billy for the first time. After that Mom had no trouble getting Billy and Jackie to take their evening bath together.

Like all children Billy and Jackie wondered if they were doing something bad. Jackie was a natural born snoop and there fore, kept a close eye on the activities of her parents. She noticed that some nights after she and Billy had gone to bed there were sounds coming from Mom and Dad’s bedroom that seemed very strange. Mom was often to be heard moaning and there was also the sound of the squeaking springs of the bed. Mom and Dad were not very careful about closing the bedroom. So one night after they had all gone to bed, Billy and Jackie sneaked into the parent’s room undetected. The room was very dark but as they waited their eyes adjusted and they could make out their mother and father. Mom was sitting on the bed and was unbuttoning Dad’s pajamas. Plop out flopped Dad’s pee pee and was it large! Billy’s was still very small in comparison.

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A Lazy Afternoon with TJ   I had the afternoon off and with it raining pretty good outside, there wasn’t much that I wanted to do but be lazy and veg out on the couch.? My husband was away at work and I started to think about the good fuck we had the night before and wishing he was home to take care of the ache that was beginning between my legs.

I soon found that my hand was traveling down over my stomach and pulling aside my gstring and a finger was tracing a line on my swollen lips.I could feel the heat and the wetness that was beginning to escape and I grabbed some on my finger and brought them to my waiting lips. My tongue reaching out to taste the sweetest. I brought my finger back down to my hot pussy and inserted a finger, slowly fucking myself as my thumb rubbed against my hard clit. Soft moans coming out of my mouth as I started to work my finger faster.

A sudden tongue by my finger surprised me and my eyes snapped open. Thinking it was my husband, I was shocked to see that it was our german sheperd, TJ and I pushed him away. He was not having that and tried to shove his face between my legs again.? I have never done that before with a dog but I had to admit, it was exciting me, so I opened my legs for him.? “What would it hurt” I asked myself.

He caught my scent again and dove right in and I was loving every moment of it. His big wet tongue lapping at my pussy as he was burying his nose in my wet cunt. I was in throes of ectasy, my legs shivering as my fingers were pulling on my hard clit. It wasn’t long before I felt myself cumming and cumming hard. Spent, I laid there, softly rubbing TJ’s neck, breathing heavy. I looked down and saw that his huge cock was out of his sheath and I felt my pussy jump.? “Nooo” I said outloud “I couldn’t”
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