Ballsie Fuckers

   Lucy said, “Honey, we have to talk. I did something pretty bizarre today, and it involves Sharon.”

“Something bizarre that involves Sharon? What did you do, make her Barbie Dolls anatomically correct?”

“Very funny. I wish it were that mild; besides, Sharon hasn’t played with Barbie dolls in years. Wayne, you’d better sit down and get a grip.”

Wayne sat at the table with his wife, Lucy, his face now taking on a serious countenance. “What is it, Lucy?”

Lucy took a deep breath, then said, “I jerked a man off in Sharon’s vagina.”

Wayne shot up from his chair, standing over Lucy. He shouted, “You did what?”

“It’s true, Wayne, but it’s not as bad as it sounds.”

Wayne took a deep breath and said, “If it’s not as bad as it sounds, I gotta hear this.”

Wayne retook his seat. Lucy sat up straight and said. “I took her for her first pelvic exam.”

“Oh no, Lucy. You didn’t take her to that quack twat doctor of yours, did you?”

“He’s not a quack. He’s a real doctor, and he’s my doctor. Why wouldn’t I take her to him?”

“Because she needs a real pelvic exam, not a finger-fucking, tittie-nibbling, clit-sucking game of Doctor and Nurse.”

“She got a real exam.”

“And a twat full of sperm, evidently.”

“All right, but that was partly my fault. I got caught up in what he was doing to her. Sharon was turned on like no thirteen-year- old girl ever was. Before I realized it, Dr. Langdon was stroking his naked cock and moving between her legs. The next thing I know, I’ve got him by the cock and I’m stroking it for him. The rest is history. It just sorta happened.”

“It just sorta happened? You never told me you were in the habit of playing with the doctor’s cock. You’ve been having an affair with him, too, haven’t you? He’s your god damn steady lover, isn’t he?”

“No he’s not. I don’t have a steady lover and don’t want one. The main reason I sleep around is for the variety. This was the first time he ever exposed himself. All I ever did with Dr. Langdon was lie still and let him get me off. That’s all he ever tried to do. I’ll tell you this much, though, if I’d ever seen his cock, I’d have begged him to fuck me. Furthermore, if he pulls that cock out on my next visit, I’m leaving that office with a messy pussy.”

“Is that supposed to be a threat?”

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     “The stallion is in here.” the man directed me. The man was the owner of this farm that I was invited to. I am an experienced cameraman currently unemployed who posted a message on an Internet forum asking for anyone who owns a farm willing to allow the filming of his or her animals mating. A reply, A few e-mails and a few phone calls later, I had arrived onto the farm and was being led into the shed where the big boy was kept. “He isn’t erect yet, I hope.” I said.

“No,” the man said, “but as soon as he gets a whiff of the mare’s scent, he’ll be the horniest thing on the planet!”

The man opened the shed door and showed me the stud. The man shut the door and turned the lights on. What a horse! Big and muscular. “Try to keep him still.” I said as I stood next to the side of the stallion’s stomach. I then knelt down so that I could get a good shot of the male’s genitals for the camera. The tripod was set and so was the camera to look up at the genitals from underneath the stallion’s stomach. I switched the torch that was mounted on the camera to on and adjusted the level of brightness ’til it was perfect. Finally I looked through the colour viewfinder on the camera and zoomed in on the genitals. Very nice! I stopped zooming when the big balls and the deflated sheath were totally in the picture. I started recording. “O.K., you can let rip the Viagra!” I said. The man took out a small container of clear liquid, put it near the stallion’s nose and opened the lid.

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